The occasion asked for it.
HAPPY HOBBIT DAY DEAR MIDDLE-EARTH INHABITANTS!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRODO AND BILBO! (I love you two so much it hurts)
Happy Birthday to two of my dearest and most beloved characters ever. May Eru always guide your paths! And happy Tolkien Week and Hobbit Day to everyone!!
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get
no come back that was gold